Paul McCartney gives bad advice

The Beatles have been absent from this blog thus far because, let’s face it, most of their songs have already been appropriated for easy children’s listening. From daycare, my kids are just as likely to come home singing Rafi’s Baby Beluga as Yellow Submarine. Some kid appropriation can be appreciated, Sesame Street has been doing it well for decades. I’ve said it, well, once, but I’ll say it again: one generation’s anthem of degeneracy is their grandchildren’s circle time romp.

Tot Rocker: Why don’t we do it in the road by The Beatles

After doing it in the road, one may need to purchase this from the vending machine at the train station. -St. Moritz, Switzerland

I had given up featuring The Beatles on this blog until recently when I was pleasantly reminded of Why Don’t we do it in the Road. And that song is all swamp and swagger, amiright? I love thinking about it as a cautionary tale for children. In their brief few years, my kids have heard, “Get out of the road!” nothing short of 4,000 times. Why don’t we do it in the road? Well kids, there are cars that will come flying down the street and splat you like a bug. That’s why, my dearies. 

Kind: Awake Baby

Reasons it’s a Tot Rocker: this little piece of heaven is a Tot Rocker because it’s lyrics are as simple as they get, it’s easy to sing along, the subject matter is near and dear to their hearts because kids love the idea of doing anything in the road, and it’s simple and rough, in the best way possible.

Sesame Street and The Beetles:

Other Tot Rockers by The Beatles: Get Back (awake baby), Drive my Car (awake baby)

Similar Tot Rockers: All night Long by Junior Kimbrough, Do the Romp by The Black Keys

So go ahead, freak out your mother and do it in the road.

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